Sunday, March 22, 2009

HI 
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. i have just been informed that i will be going to omaha nebraska for spring break tomarrow and i am siked!!!!!!! i get to go to my papa's class and see what 7th grade is like for the heck of it! so i am so bored but i just made a song on Garage Band that kicks but!!!!!!  so yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! any way this is an emma orignal so if any one tells you no they are garbage!!!!!!! hallllllaaaa! and my joke of the day? 
nock nock 
who's there?
honey
honey who? 
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!!!!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

today is national brownie day, yaaaaaaah. So then, if we say that if their is a brownie marathon everyone who likes brownies will run the marathon. yes my blog is cheesy, I dont care. Then when I get mobbed and awarded for the worst blog award in the history. 
Do you want to here a pirate joke? No, to bad. My joke is.

There is a pirate captin and he asked his ship mate to give me my red shirt because then if i get wounded no one would know that I got wounded. So then 8 ships declared war on that ship and then he said matey, bring me my brown pants.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

the signing in of Obama

So today is when Obama gets to move into the White House and the signing in and what not.  So I just want to blog about it, anyway this is my second blog so I want to make it extra special. By the hour Obama and his wife and kids are preparing to move in and to get ready for the signing in for the new prez  and what not, so when the next prez comes around I will be nagging my dad for him to run for president, so he would get all of the midwest and some of the west so he will defently  win that side of the country  but the east Im shakey about. so that is my uper short blog. 

but I want to tell you a joke that my friend Abby Furr told me a few weeks a go 
this is how it goes. 'Ok there are two muffins in an oven and one muffin says "Man it's hot in here" and the other muffin goes "OMG a talking muffin" 
 thats the joke. I hope you liked it if you send me a comment about the joke thank Abby Furr. By the way dyk (did you know) that yesterday was national milk appreciation day? I didnt know until my friend Abigal Chisolm told me by via text message. So happy milk day yesterday.

Monday, January 19, 2009

1-19-09
today is Martian Luther King Jr. day. Can you imagine a whole day dedicated to you? I know that I cant. Anyway I don't think that anyone could even imagine a whole day dedicated to them. But then this is my first blog so I don't know what to blog about.  But then Im in a group called G.E.M. (Girl Empowerment and Mentoring) 
If my team wins (which it will) my team and I will get a scholarship to UNL (University of Nebraska-Lincoln.) but then I know that if you have seen the movie 'Yes Man' that Jim Carry has been there but then almost no one even heard that Jim Carry was in Lincoln, so then that scene where he is in the Lincoln Airport, he was in that airport, but the shot from the game was a real shot from that game, but that shot of him with those Husker fans was shot in Nevada with 6 Husker fans they randomly hired for that shot. So I guess that he really did come to Nebraska of all places? They probably just looked at the silliest tradition, they were also were close to the Green Bay Packers, because they are nicknamed the 'Cheese Heads' and then they wear a giant block of cheese on their heads. Why you might ask?  Well Wisconsin  is not just famous for its Great Lake connections, its also famous for its cheese and what not. So they wear giant blocks of "cheese" plastic  on their heads.